Splitting Hairs

Last week I was butchered. My bangs were cut too short. I showed the hairstylist a picture of how I wanted them, but still she cut them too short. And straight across I might add. Who cuts bangs straight across? I didn’t give her a picture of Ugly Betty, but some how, somewhere in between the time the light bounced off the magazine entering her pupil to the time her occipital cortex processed the image, I guess it transformed. I tried flat-ironing them to see if that would help and received the following results.



All I have to say now is that I am very grateful for 2 things:
Bobby pins and Keratin growth.