This is the agenda that Continental had sent me for my trip to New York:
WEDNESDAY
6:45 am - Depart SLC
11:41 am - Depart Houston
4:29 pm - Arrive in NY
This what that agenda really meant:
WEDNESDAY
6:45 am - Depart SLC
11:30 - Flight delayed
12:30 pm - Depart Houston
5:00 pm - Circle NY for 90 minutes
5:30 pm - Attempt to land in Allentown, PA
6:00 pm - Reroute and land in Pittsburgh to refuel
6:05 pm - Delay flight
7:30 pm - Delay flight
8:30 pm - Board plane and sit on runway
9:32 pm - Pass out peanuts
10:25 pm - Cancel flight - tell us to call 1-800 number to get a flight for the next day
10:45 pm - Call 1-800 and get put on hold
11:15 pm - Talk to lady who doesn't know anything that is going on, get put on hold
THURSDAY
12:15 am - Lady hangs up
12:16 am - Call 1-800 number again
1:23 am - Hang up and go to sleep without receiving any information
5:34 am - Wake up and go to airport
6:23 am - Stand in line and get new flight for 11:45 am
8:12 am - Shop in the airport malls
11:30 am - Flight delayed until 1:30 pm
12:45 am - Gate switched
12:53 am - No it wasn't - return to first gate
1:30 pm - Board plane
1:45 pm - Depart Pittsburgh
3:12ish pm - Arrive in NY
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