As much as I would like to be accepted into a nursing program next month, I realize that it may not happen. Therefore, I have decided that I need to come up with a plan B. But what to do? They always say to do what you love...so what is it that I love? I love eating, and I am pretty good at it. I love competing. And when I was in high school, I loved being coached, especially if it was by a coach who yelled at me. So I thought about it for a couple days, and then it hit me and I came up with a fool proof plan.Here it is:
For the next year I will eat and eat and sit and sit (which I am also very good at), until I gain about 150 lbs. Then I will apply to be on the TV show The Biggest Loser. They can't possibly reject me once I tell them my sob story of once being a skinny high school cross country star, and now being twice as big and not married. Once on the show, I will get yelled at for weeks and weeks by a coach until I loose all the weight and win $250,000. Perfect right? It includes all the things I love. I will then use my winnings to travel Europe and find me an Italian to marry. What could possibly go wrong?
3 comments:
well, the only flaw I see in that plan is marrying the Italian! :) How about a nice German instead? :)
The only flaw I see would be the stretch marks you'd get from weighing more than double what you do now. Your money could fix that :) Also, Italians are very nice and they tan well :)
Everyone else here is wrong. You have no flaws in your plan. Well, except you forgot that Jay Cutler is not Italian.
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