So for some reason I have been getting all these weird phone calls from men asking for Elizabeth. Here is my hypothesis. Elizabeth went out on the town with her friends this last weekend and decided to give all the men who asked for her number, MY number because it was only one number off (or perhaps a different Colorado area code). I would try to track this lady down, but I figured there are about 65 different possibilities I might need to try before finding the right girl. I can’t waste my minutes like that. I think from now on, when someone I don’t know is calling, I’ll answer the phone like this: “Hi, I’m sorry, Elizabeth apparently never had the intention of talking to you ever again. If this is upsetting to you and you would like to talk to someone about it, please press 1. Otherwise stay on the line and Deanna with be with you shortly.”
2 comments:
Awesome! Maybe your answering machine can go something like this:
Hello? Hello? Is some one there? Is this another prank call for Elizabeth? Well, she does not own this phone and I'm not here...
And when I say answering machine, I hope you'll also answer the phone this way.
lol Both options could give you great results! Don't forget to let us know how it turns out. ;)
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