I know I blog mostly about work, but that's because I sleep the rest of my life away.
Some highlights of the night:
Roll-over accident
Hallucinating patient trying to open the window and escape
Getting kicked
Drunk man peeing in the corner of his room
Patient screaming and cussing at me for "trying to kill her"
Blackhead-type-looking-thing the size of a pencil-top pulled out of a patient's navel (clean your belly buttons!)
And, if I'm ever incapable of taking care of myself, will someone please shave my beard?
5 comments:
i will shave yours if you promise to shave mine. disgusting about the blackhead thing. i almost vomited up the orange i was eating.
I like this post, just thought you should know.... what a life!
I would think you liked the blackhead thing. Isn't that your favorite thing in the world?
Who was involved in popping that enormous blackhead on grawen's back that one time. I think it was about pencil top size.
Good point about the beard. If I'm going to be peeing in the corner of a hospital room, I better look good doing it!
Usually your job sounds funny....those were all just too gross to be funny. Yuck! :)
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