What do you know Webster?

Work- (were-kuh)- noun, sometimes a verb. Using Gchat for 4 hours to talk to a friend who used to be in the ward, who you used to like, and who is asking you for dating advice - which seems odd as you have no experience on the subject, and certainly less than he does (See boy-leprosy). Other work tasks may include eavesdropping on the attractive male athletes, burning your fingers on the hot metal parts of the dysfunctional copier while trying to pull out the 372^nd piece of paper from the bible you are reduplicating for a coach, eating pure sugar from the vending machines, pretending to be interested in computer scrapbooking, not answering the phone, waiting for the computer to unfreeze, and telling anyone who walks in the door “I don’t know, and Ann is out to lunch.”