Chocolate- (chalk-o-lot) noun. Food that is made from the seeds of cacao; sweet, brown, yummy; comes in many varieties such as white, milk, dark, semisweet, unsweetened (not recommended), and Labrador; melts in your mouth, and in your hand, and also in your pocket, and especially if sitting on grandma's counter. Is essential for your monthly hormonal outbursts. Also good for headaches, ice cream, toothaches, staying awake in church, and if in the chip form - poured in a jar of peanut butter. CAUTION: overdose could cause cavities, hyperactivity, and/or huge zits on your nose that make you look like Rudolph the reindeer, although the last symptom could be just because you have a big grease-ball face.
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